It’s been such a long time since I heard an album that really impressed me
I guess Celebration Rock ruled a decent amount but I dunno
This constant craving for something brilliant and new to me is gonna be the death of me I swear
My name is Colin, as you can gather, and this is where I post things that make me laugh/anxious, which pretty much covers the spectrum, doesn't it?
I try not to define my entire personality by the culture or media I enjoy, so I'm not going to list it here.
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His palms are sweaty, knees weak
arms spaghetti
there’s vomit on spaghetti already
mom’s spaghetti
He’s nervous, but on the surface he looks calm spaghetti
to drop bombs
but he keeps on spaghetti
My favourite part of the 90s was shitting my pants without any consequences
I was always told that happiness was the key to life. When I was in school, my teacher asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down “happy.” She told me that I didn’t understand the assignment so I stood up and rapped almost all of “Yonkers” by Tyler, The Creator right into that bitch’s face.
the-mu asked: i kept thinking "when's this omar character that colin keeps talking about gonna show up" but i checked wikipedia and realized he doesnt come in until episode 3 so oh
Omar isn’t my favorite character but it’s wrong to say he isn’t the single biggest badass in all of Baltimore
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And we were all sitting there lined up in front of that blanked-out TV set, watching the gray screen just like we could see the baseball game clear as day, and she’s ranting and screaming behind us.
If somebody’d of come in and took a look, men watching a blank TV, a fifty year-old woman hollering and squealing at the back of their heads about discipline and order and recriminations, they’d of thought the whole bunch was crazy as loons.
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